// maanik sharma — software developer

Your lazy smart ass
developer

mern stack · professional yapper

MongoDB Express React Node.js LangChain AWS yapping procrastinating somehow delivering
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Talk to my assistant
about everything

ask it literally anything. it probably knows me better than i do.

maanik's assistant bot ● online
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hey! maanik's probably napping or on his 5th rewrite of the same function. ask me anything about him 👋

Don't Contact Me

seriously. here are all the wrong ways to reach me.

for emotional support

My Girlfriend

+91 98765 XXXXX

she actually replies, unlike me

for "quick questions"

Company Mail

manikss123456@gmail.com

my manager's watching, keep it formal

if you want work done

Don't text me

seriously. don't.

unless the project slaps. then maybe.

the actual right way

The Bot ↑

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zero ghosting, guaranteed

Contact Form

come on, it's 2026 and you're still gonna use a fucking form?
chat with my assistant above, he'll handle everything.

// this form doesn't work. by design. talk to the bot.

seriously?

you actually clicked send on a form in 2026.
go talk to the bot, he'll tell maanik if you're worth his time.

if you really need me —
you already know how to find me.
* "open to work" is code for: show me something interesting